2026 Week 3 Report

The weekly league report — standings, projections, and who was hot, cold, and lucky.

2026

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League Standings

Place	Team	Record	Points For	Points Against	Streak	FAAB	Moves	Trades
1	KK-Bo Ghosts	3-0-0	348.85	285.74	W-3	—	—	—
2	BButtHoleTrolls	3-0-0	347.03	284.02	W-3	—	—	—
3	SSam's Town	3-0-0	299.19	219.89	W-3	—	—	—
4	SStraight Bums Homie	2-1-0	362.27	315.60	W-1	—	—	—
5	TThree Stripe Life	1-2-0	376.05	379.00	L-2	—	—	—
6	BBeats by JJ	1-2-0	358.55	391.96	L-1	—	—	—
7	CCream of the Crops	1-2-0	332.04	369.95	L-1	—	—	—
8	RReading Dwayne Bowe	1-2-0	324.20	329.77	L-1	—	—	—
9	CCaptain Scurve	1-2-0	318.46	336.52	W-1	—	—	—
10	TThe Sharknado	1-2-0	312.81	360.73	L-2	—	—	—
11	JJ-Rod the Bod	1-2-0	229.13	263.66	W-1	—	—	—
12	MMake-A-Wish Project	0-3-0	190.71	262.45	L-3	—	—	—

FAAB (remaining), Moves (adds + drops) and Trades are a snapshot from the latest sync, so they only appear on a season's most recent week.

Playoff Probabilities

Playoff probabilities are only calculated for the current week of the current season — they start from today's rosters and standings, so they can't be rebuilt for a past week.

League Median Matchup Standings

League standings when every team plays against the league median score each week.

Week 3 league median score: 109.05

Place	Team	Combined Record	Median Record	Season +/- Median	Median Streak
1	SStraight Bums Homie	5-1-0 (0.833)	3-0-0 (1.000)	31.22	W-3
2	KK-Bo Ghosts	5-1-0 (0.833)	2-1-0 (0.667)	17.80	W-1
3	BButtHoleTrolls	5-1-0 (0.833)	2-1-0 (0.667)	15.98	W-2
4	SSam's Town	4-2-0 (0.667)	1-2-0 (0.333)	-31.86	W-1
5	BBeats by JJ	3-3-0 (0.500)	2-1-0 (0.667)	27.50	L-1
6	CCream of the Crops	3-3-0 (0.500)	2-1-0 (0.667)	0.99	W-2
7	CCaptain Scurve	3-3-0 (0.500)	2-1-0 (0.667)	-12.59	W-1
8	TThe Sharknado	3-3-0 (0.500)	2-1-0 (0.667)	-18.24	L-1
9	TThree Stripe Life	2-4-0 (0.333)	1-2-0 (0.333)	45.00	L-2
10	RReading Dwayne Bowe	2-4-0 (0.333)	1-2-0 (0.333)	-6.85	L-1
11	JJ-Rod the Bod	1-5-0 (0.167)	0-3-0 (0.000)	-101.92	L-3
12	MMake-A-Wish Project	0-6-0 (0.000)	0-3-0 (0.000)	-140.34	L-3

Team Power Rankings

Average of weekly score, coaching efficiency and luck ranks.

Power Rank	Team	Season Avg. (Place)
2.7	KK-Bo Ghosts	4.67 (1)
3.0	SSam's Town	5.00 (2)
3.7	SStraight Bums Homie	5.11 (3)
4.3	BButtHoleTrolls	5.11 (3)
5.3	CCaptain Scurve	6.44 (7)
6.7*	JJ-Rod the Bod	7.56 (9)
6.7*	RReading Dwayne Bowe	6.00 (5)
7.3	BBeats by JJ	6.22 (6)
8.0	TThree Stripe Life	5.89 (4)
8.7	CCream of the Crops	7.56 (9)
9.7	TThe Sharknado	7.22 (8)
10.0	MMake-A-Wish Project	9.22 (10)

*Tie(s).

Team Z-Score Rankings

Measure of standard deviations away from mean for a score. Shows teams performing above or below their normal scores for the current week.

Place	Team	Z-Score
1	SSam's Town	29.24
2	KK-Bo Ghosts	3.60
3	BButtHoleTrolls	3.55
4	SStraight Bums Homie	2.74
5	CCaptain Scurve	0.84
6	JJ-Rod the Bod	0.08
7	CCream of the Crops	-0.37
8	RReading Dwayne Bowe	-0.62
9	TThree Stripe Life	-1.52
10	MMake-A-Wish Project	-4.17
11	BBeats by JJ	-6.53
12	TThe Sharknado	-12.45

Team Score Rankings

Place	Team	Points	Season Avg. (Place)
1	BButtHoleTrolls	142.29	115.68 (5)
2	KK-Bo Ghosts	136.89	116.28 (4)
3	SStraight Bums Homie	125.09	120.76 (2)
4	SSam's Town	122.44	99.73 (10)
5	CCream of the Crops	109.91	110.68 (6)
6	CCaptain Scurve	109.76	106.15 (8)
7	BBeats by JJ	108.33	119.52 (3)
8	RReading Dwayne Bowe	98.24	108.07 (7)
9	TThree Stripe Life	97.02	125.35 (1)
10	JJ-Rod the Bod	77.84	76.38 (11)
11	TThe Sharknado	76.58	104.27 (9)
12	MMake-A-Wish Project	53.16	63.57 (12)

Team Coaching Efficiency Rankings

Place	Team	Coaching Efficiency (%)	Season Avg. (Place)
1	KK-Bo Ghosts	100.00%	89.92% (3)
2	SSam's Town	97.30%	89.48% (4)
3	RReading Dwayne Bowe	95.29%	90.91% (1)
4	SStraight Bums Homie	92.67%	88.74% (5)
5	BBeats by JJ	88.85%	86.41% (8)
6	BButtHoleTrolls	87.01%	87.01% (6)
7	TThree Stripe Life	83.74%	90.44% (2)
8	CCaptain Scurve	83.18%	86.48% (7)
9	JJ-Rod the Bod	82.16%	83.63% (9)
10	CCream of the Crops	81.29%	81.72% (10)
11	TThe Sharknado	75.37%	80.56% (11)
12	MMake-A-Wish Project	65.08%	77.86% (12)

Team Luck Rankings

Place	Team	Luck	Season Avg. (Place)	Weekly Record (W-L)
1	JJ-Rod the Bod	81.82%	15.15% (3)	2-9
2	CCaptain Scurve	45.45%	-15.15% (6)	6-5
3	SSam's Town	27.27%	66.67% (1)	8-3
4	SStraight Bums Homie	18.18%	-12.12% (5)	9-2
5	KK-Bo Ghosts	9.09%	39.39% (2)	10-1
6*	BButtHoleTrolls	0.00%	39.39% (2)	11-0
6*	MMake-A-Wish Project	0.00%	-3.03% (4)	0-11
7	TThe Sharknado	-9.09%	-21.21% (8)	1-10
8	TThree Stripe Life	-27.27%	-24.24% (9)	3-8
9	RReading Dwayne Bowe	-36.36%	-18.18% (7)	4-7
10	BBeats by JJ	-45.45%	-42.42% (10)	5-6
11	CCream of the Crops	-63.64%	-24.24% (9)	7-4

*Tie(s).

Team Optimal Score Rankings

Place	Team	Optimal Points	Season Total (Place)
1	BButtHoleTrolls	163.53	400.27 (5)
2	KK-Bo Ghosts	136.89	386.60 (7)
3	CCream of the Crops	135.21	406.74 (4)
4	SStraight Bums Homie	134.99	408.37 (3)
5	CCaptain Scurve	131.96	369.16 (8)
6	SSam's Town	125.84	333.79 (10)
7	BBeats by JJ	121.93	416.21 (1)
8	TThree Stripe Life	115.86	410.71 (2)
9	RReading Dwayne Bowe	103.10	356.36 (9)
10	TThe Sharknado	101.60	389.03 (6)
11	JJ-Rod the Bod	94.74	268.67 (11)
12	MMake-A-Wish Project	81.68	245.13 (12)

Weekly Top Scorers

Week	Team	Score
1	TThree Stripe Life	167.42
2	RReading Dwayne Bowe	136.86
3	BButtHoleTrolls	142.29

Weekly Low Scorers

Week	Team	Score
1	MMake-A-Wish Project	72.52
2	JJ-Rod the Bod	49.13
3	MMake-A-Wish Project	53.16

Weekly Highest Coaching Efficiency

Week	Team	Coaching Efficiency (%)
1	TThree Stripe Life	100.00%
2	BButtHoleTrolls	100.00%
3	KK-Bo Ghosts	100.00%