2026 Week 5 Report

The weekly league report — standings, projections, and who was hot, cold, and lucky.

2026

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League Standings

Place	Team	Record	Points For	Points Against	Streak	FAAB	Moves	Trades
1	BButtHoleTrolls	5-0-0	587.33	496.93	W-5	$32	5	5
2	SSam's Town	4-1-0	561.81	501.52	W-1	$57	18	1
3	TThree Stripe Life	3-2-0	639.97	545.15	W-2	$69	31	4
4	KK-Bo Ghosts	3-2-0	569.99	548.87	L-2	$94	16	2
5	CCream of the Crops	3-2-0	536.56	536.09	W-2	$100	3	0
6	JJ-Rod the Bod	3-2-0	503.75	474.58	W-3	$0	29	22
7	BBeats by JJ	2-3-0	587.73	612.57	L-1	$43	32	1
8	RReading Dwayne Bowe	2-3-0	550.44	539.54	W-1	$51	28	0
9	SStraight Bums Homie	2-3-0	572.63	539.30	L-2	$96	18	3
10	TThe Sharknado	1-4-0	494.41	631.26	L-4	$42	23	2
11	MMake-A-Wish Project	1-4-0	372.99	495.81	L-1	$23	59	9
12	CCaptain Scurve	1-4-0	493.58	549.57	L-2	$0	22	3

FAAB (remaining), Moves (adds + drops) and Trades are a snapshot from the latest sync, so they only appear on a season's most recent week.

Playoff Probabilities

The rest of the season is played out 2,000 times from each team's current roster, ESPN weekly projections, bye weeks and the remaining schedule, then seeded with the league's tiebreakers — the same simulation as the Projected Season page.

Team	Record	Make Playoffs	1st	2nd	3rd	4th	5th	6th
BButtHoleTrolls	5-0-0	97.6%	39.8%	28.2%	13.1%	8.6%	5.5%	2.6%
SSam's Town	4-1-0	97.4%	40.7%	27.2%	14.6%	8.4%	4.3%	2.2%
TThree Stripe Life	3-2-0	87.8%	9.9%	15.9%	19.9%	19.8%	12.9%	9.5%
KK-Bo Ghosts	3-2-0	86.3%	4.2%	13.0%	23.4%	19.3%	17.1%	9.4%
BBeats by JJ	2-3-0	76.2%	3.8%	9.1%	13.3%	17.3%	18.1%	14.7%
JJ-Rod the Bod	3-2-0	49.6%	0.6%	3.1%	6.0%	9.5%	13.7%	16.9%
CCream of the Crops	3-2-0	45.5%	1.0%	2.3%	5.5%	9.0%	12.1%	15.7%
RReading Dwayne Bowe	2-3-0	28.8%	0.2%	0.8%	2.6%	3.9%	8.4%	13.1%
SStraight Bums Homie	2-3-0	18.1%	0.1%	0.6%	1.2%	3.3%	4.7%	8.5%
TThe Sharknado	1-4-0	8.9%	0.0%	0.1%	0.5%	0.9%	2.5%	5.0%
CCaptain Scurve	1-4-0	3.4%	0.0%	0.1%	0.1%	0.3%	0.8%	2.2%
MMake-A-Wish Project	1-4-0	0.6%	0.0%	0.0%	0.1%	0.0%	0.1%	0.5%

Make Playoffs is the share of simulated seasons where the team finished in the top 6. 1st–6th is the chance of finishing at that exact seed.

League Median Matchup Standings

League standings when every team plays against the league median score each week.

Week 5 league median score: 114.51

Place	Team	Combined Record	Median Record	Season +/- Median	Median Streak
1	BButtHoleTrolls	9-1-0 (0.900)	4-1-0 (0.800)	33.03	W-4
2	SSam's Town	7-3-0 (0.700)	3-2-0 (0.600)	7.51	W-3
3	TThree Stripe Life	6-4-0 (0.600)	3-2-0 (0.600)	85.67	W-2
4	SStraight Bums Homie	6-4-0 (0.600)	4-1-0 (0.800)	18.33	W-1
5	KK-Bo Ghosts	6-4-0 (0.600)	3-2-0 (0.600)	15.69	W-1
6	BBeats by JJ	5-5-0 (0.500)	3-2-0 (0.600)	33.43	L-1
7	CCream of the Crops	5-5-0 (0.500)	2-3-0 (0.400)	-17.74	L-2
8	JJ-Rod the Bod	5-5-0 (0.500)	2-3-0 (0.400)	-50.55	W-2
9	RReading Dwayne Bowe	4-6-0 (0.400)	2-3-0 (0.400)	-3.86	L-1
10	TThe Sharknado	3-7-0 (0.300)	2-3-0 (0.400)	-59.89	L-3
11	CCaptain Scurve	3-7-0 (0.300)	2-3-0 (0.400)	-60.72	L-2
12	MMake-A-Wish Project	1-9-0 (0.100)	0-5-0 (0.000)	-181.31	L-5

Team Power Rankings

Average of weekly score, coaching efficiency and luck ranks.

Power Rank	Team	Season Avg. (Place)
3.3*	RReading Dwayne Bowe	5.40 (4)
3.3*	SSam's Town	5.20 (2)
4.3	BButtHoleTrolls	5.07 (1)
4.7	TThree Stripe Life	5.27 (3)
5.0	JJ-Rod the Bod	6.20 (6)
6.0	SStraight Bums Homie	6.20 (6)
6.3	KK-Bo Ghosts	5.87 (5)
6.7	CCream of the Crops	6.80 (8)
8.0	MMake-A-Wish Project	8.53 (11)
9.0	TThe Sharknado	7.47 (10)
9.3	CCaptain Scurve	7.40 (9)
10.0	BBeats by JJ	6.60 (7)

*Tie(s).

Team Z-Score Rankings

Measure of standard deviations away from mean for a score. Shows teams performing above or below their normal scores for the current week.

Place	Team	Z-Score
1	JJ-Rod the Bod	2.46
2	SSam's Town	2.32
3	TThree Stripe Life	0.90
4	KK-Bo Ghosts	0.82
5	MMake-A-Wish Project	0.51
6	SStraight Bums Homie	0.21
7	BButtHoleTrolls	0.17
8	RReading Dwayne Bowe	0.17
9	TThe Sharknado	-0.11
10	CCaptain Scurve	-1.23
11	CCream of the Crops	-2.17
12	BBeats by JJ	-3.20

Team Score Rankings

Place	Team	Points	Season Avg. (Place)
1	JJ-Rod the Bod	153.70	100.75 (9)
2	TThree Stripe Life	147.09	127.99 (1)
3	SSam's Town	142.81	112.36 (6)
4	KK-Bo Ghosts	124.76	114.00 (5)
5	BButtHoleTrolls	119.98	117.47 (3)
6	SStraight Bums Homie	116.53	114.53 (4)
7	RReading Dwayne Bowe	112.49	110.09 (7)
8	CCream of the Crops	100.80	107.31 (8)
9	TThe Sharknado	97.17	98.88 (10)
10	CCaptain Scurve	88.85	98.72 (11)
11	MMake-A-Wish Project	81.72	74.60 (12)
12	BBeats by JJ	72.31	117.55 (2)

Team Coaching Efficiency Rankings

Place	Team	Coaching Efficiency (%)	Season Avg. (Place)
1	RReading Dwayne Bowe	99.38%	94.15% (1)
2	SStraight Bums Homie	99.06%	89.40% (5)
3	SSam's Town	97.34%	90.27% (4)
4	KK-Bo Ghosts	96.82%	90.38% (3)
5	BButtHoleTrolls	94.18%	87.44% (6)
6	MMake-A-Wish Project	93.37%	79.93% (12)
7	TThree Stripe Life	92.39%	90.52% (2)
8	JJ-Rod the Bod	89.24%	86.47% (7)
9	TThe Sharknado	86.24%	85.30% (9)
10	CCaptain Scurve	84.18%	85.86% (8)
11	CCream of the Crops	78.94%	82.56% (11)
12	BBeats by JJ	69.59%	83.15% (10)

Team Luck Rankings

Place	Team	Luck	Season Avg. (Place)	Weekly Record (W-L)
1	CCream of the Crops	63.64%	9.09% (4)	4-7
2	RReading Dwayne Bowe	54.55%	-10.91% (7)	5-6
3	BButtHoleTrolls	36.36%	34.55% (1)	7-4
4	SSam's Town	18.18%	29.09% (2)	9-2
5	TThree Stripe Life	9.09%	-5.45% (6)	10-1
6*	BBeats by JJ	0.00%	-25.45% (11)	0-11
6*	JJ-Rod the Bod	0.00%	10.91% (3)	11-0
7	MMake-A-Wish Project	-9.09%	9.09% (4)	1-10
8	CCaptain Scurve	-18.18%	-14.55% (8)	2-9
9	TThe Sharknado	-27.27%	-18.18% (9)	3-8
10	SStraight Bums Homie	-54.55%	-21.82% (10)	6-5
11	KK-Bo Ghosts	-72.73%	3.64% (5)	8-3

*Tie(s).

Team Optimal Score Rankings

Place	Team	Optimal Points	Season Total (Place)
1	JJ-Rod the Bod	172.23	572.02 (11)
2	TThree Stripe Life	159.21	701.33 (1)
3	SSam's Town	146.71	620.51 (7)
4	KK-Bo Ghosts	128.86	628.44 (6)
5	CCream of the Crops	127.70	651.36 (4)
6	BButtHoleTrolls	127.40	674.39 (3)
7	SStraight Bums Homie	117.63	640.83 (5)
8	RReading Dwayne Bowe	113.19	584.90 (9)
9	TThe Sharknado	112.67	587.33 (8)
10	CCaptain Scurve	105.55	575.38 (10)
11	BBeats by JJ	103.91	700.59 (2)
12	MMake-A-Wish Project	87.52	471.01 (12)

Weekly Top Scorers

Week	Team	Score
1	TThree Stripe Life	167.42
2	RReading Dwayne Bowe	136.86
3	BButtHoleTrolls	142.29
4	BBeats by JJ	156.87
5	JJ-Rod the Bod	153.70

Weekly Low Scorers

Week	Team	Score
1	MMake-A-Wish Project	72.52
2	JJ-Rod the Bod	49.13
3	MMake-A-Wish Project	53.16
4	TThe Sharknado	84.43
5	BBeats by JJ	72.31

Weekly Highest Coaching Efficiency

Week	Team	Coaching Efficiency (%)
1	TThree Stripe Life	100.00%
2	BButtHoleTrolls	100.00%
3	KK-Bo Ghosts	100.00%
4	RReading Dwayne Bowe	98.61%
5	RReading Dwayne Bowe	99.38%