2026 Week 1 Report

League Standings

Place	Team	Record	Points For	Points Against	Streak	FAAB	Moves	Trades
1	TThree Stripe Life	1-0-0	167.42	122.54	W-1	—	—	—
2	TThe Sharknado	1-0-0	121.45	107.96	W-1	—	—	—
3	SStraight Bums Homie	1-0-0	120.96	102.16	W-1	—	—	—
4	KK-Bo Ghosts	1-0-0	114.56	110.80	W-1	—	—	—
5	BButtHoleTrolls	1-0-0	91.11	89.10	W-1	—	—	—
6	SSam's Town	1-0-0	87.21	72.52	W-1	—	—	—
7	BBeats by JJ	0-1-0	122.54	167.42	L-1	—	—	—
8	CCaptain Scurve	0-1-0	110.80	114.56	L-1	—	—	—
9	CCream of the Crops	0-1-0	107.96	121.45	L-1	—	—	—
10	JJ-Rod the Bod	0-1-0	102.16	120.96	L-1	—	—	—
11	RReading Dwayne Bowe	0-1-0	89.10	91.11	L-1	—	—	—
12	MMake-A-Wish Project	0-1-0	72.52	87.21	L-1	—	—	—

FAAB (remaining), Moves (adds + drops) and Trades are a snapshot from the latest sync, so they only appear on a season's most recent week.

Playoff Probabilities

Playoff probabilities are only calculated for the current week of the current season — they start from today's rosters and standings, so they can't be rebuilt for a past week.

League Median Matchup Standings

League standings when every team plays against the league median score each week.

Week 1 league median score: 109.38

Place	Team	Combined Record	Median Record	Season +/- Median	Median Streak
1	TThree Stripe Life	2-0-0 (1.000)	1-0-0 (1.000)	58.04	W-1
2	TThe Sharknado	2-0-0 (1.000)	1-0-0 (1.000)	12.07	W-1
3	SStraight Bums Homie	2-0-0 (1.000)	1-0-0 (1.000)	11.58	W-1
4	KK-Bo Ghosts	2-0-0 (1.000)	1-0-0 (1.000)	5.18	W-1
5	BBeats by JJ	1-1-0 (0.500)	1-0-0 (1.000)	13.16	W-1
6	CCaptain Scurve	1-1-0 (0.500)	1-0-0 (1.000)	1.42	W-1
7	BButtHoleTrolls	1-1-0 (0.500)	0-1-0 (0.000)	-18.27	L-1
8	SSam's Town	1-1-0 (0.500)	0-1-0 (0.000)	-22.17	L-1
9	CCream of the Crops	0-2-0 (0.000)	0-1-0 (0.000)	-1.42	L-1
10	JJ-Rod the Bod	0-2-0 (0.000)	0-1-0 (0.000)	-7.22	L-1
11	RReading Dwayne Bowe	0-2-0 (0.000)	0-1-0 (0.000)	-20.28	L-1
12	MMake-A-Wish Project	0-2-0 (0.000)	0-1-0 (0.000)	-36.86	L-1

Team Power Rankings

Average of weekly score, coaching efficiency and luck ranks.

Power Rank	Team	Season Avg. (Place)
2.7	TThree Stripe Life	2.67 (1)
4.0	KK-Bo Ghosts	4.00 (2)
5.0*	SSam's Town	5.00 (3)
5.0*	SStraight Bums Homie	5.00 (3)
6.0*	BBeats by JJ	6.00 (4)
6.0*	JJ-Rod the Bod	6.00 (4)
6.3	TThe Sharknado	6.33 (5)
7.3	CCaptain Scurve	7.33 (6)
7.7	BButtHoleTrolls	7.67 (7)
8.3	RReading Dwayne Bowe	8.33 (8)
8.7	CCream of the Crops	8.67 (9)
9.0	MMake-A-Wish Project	9.00 (10)

*Tie(s).

Team Z-Score Rankings

Measure of standard deviations away from mean for a score. Shows teams performing above or below their normal scores for the current week.

Z-scores compare a week to a team's own earlier weeks, so they start in Week 3 (two prior weeks needed).

Team Score Rankings

Place	Team	Points	Season Avg. (Place)
1	TThree Stripe Life	167.42	167.42 (1)
2	BBeats by JJ	122.54	122.54 (2)
3	TThe Sharknado	121.45	121.45 (3)
4	SStraight Bums Homie	120.96	120.96 (4)
5	KK-Bo Ghosts	114.56	114.56 (5)
6	CCaptain Scurve	110.80	110.80 (6)
7	CCream of the Crops	107.96	107.96 (7)
8	JJ-Rod the Bod	102.16	102.16 (8)
9	BButtHoleTrolls	91.11	91.11 (9)
10	RReading Dwayne Bowe	89.10	89.10 (10)
11	SSam's Town	87.21	87.21 (11)
12	MMake-A-Wish Project	72.52	72.52 (12)

Team Coaching Efficiency Rankings

Place	Team	Coaching Efficiency (%)	Season Avg. (Place)
1	TThree Stripe Life	100.00%	100.00% (1)
2	JJ-Rod the Bod	96.23%	96.23% (2)
3	SSam's Town	92.08%	92.08% (3)
4	KK-Bo Ghosts	91.75%	91.75% (4)
5	BBeats by JJ	88.22%	88.22% (5)
6	CCaptain Scurve	86.36%	86.36% (6)
7	SStraight Bums Homie	86.06%	86.06% (7)
8	RReading Dwayne Bowe	86.00%	86.00% (8)
9	MMake-A-Wish Project	82.86%	82.86% (9)
10	CCream of the Crops	77.41%	77.41% (10)
11	TThe Sharknado	75.27%	75.27% (11)
12	BButtHoleTrolls	74.01%	74.01% (12)

Team Luck Rankings

Place	Team	Luck	Season Avg. (Place)	Weekly Record (W-L)
1	SSam's Town	90.91%	90.91% (1)	1-10
2	BButtHoleTrolls	72.73%	72.73% (2)	3-8
3	KK-Bo Ghosts	36.36%	36.36% (3)	7-4
4	SStraight Bums Homie	27.27%	27.27% (4)	8-3
5	TThe Sharknado	18.18%	18.18% (5)	9-2
6*	MMake-A-Wish Project	0.00%	0.00% (6)	0-11
6*	TThree Stripe Life	0.00%	0.00% (6)	11-0
7	RReading Dwayne Bowe	-18.18%	-18.18% (7)	2-9
8	JJ-Rod the Bod	-36.36%	-36.36% (8)	4-7
9	CCream of the Crops	-45.45%	-45.45% (9)	5-6
10	CCaptain Scurve	-54.55%	-54.55% (10)	6-5
11	BBeats by JJ	-90.91%	-90.91% (11)	10-1

*Tie(s).

Team Optimal Score Rankings

Place	Team	Optimal Points	Season Total (Place)
1	TThree Stripe Life	167.42	167.42 (1)
2	TThe Sharknado	161.35	161.35 (2)
3	SStraight Bums Homie	140.56	140.56 (3)
4	CCream of the Crops	139.46	139.46 (4)
5	BBeats by JJ	138.90	138.90 (5)
6	CCaptain Scurve	128.30	128.30 (6)
7	KK-Bo Ghosts	124.86	124.86 (7)
8	BButtHoleTrolls	123.11	123.11 (8)
9	JJ-Rod the Bod	106.16	106.16 (9)
10	RReading Dwayne Bowe	103.60	103.60 (10)
11	SSam's Town	94.71	94.71 (11)
12	MMake-A-Wish Project	87.52	87.52 (12)

Weekly Top Scorers

Week	Team	Score
1	TThree Stripe Life	167.42

Weekly Low Scorers

Week	Team	Score
1	MMake-A-Wish Project	72.52

Weekly Highest Coaching Efficiency

Week	Team	Coaching Efficiency (%)
1	TThree Stripe Life	100.00%