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Alex · 5-0 this season, 1st of 12 · 98% playoff odds

2026 roster

Week 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14

Starters			NFL Week 4				Vegas			2026 Season
			Proj	VPROJ	Score	OPRK	Yds	TD		PRK	FPTS	AVG	Last
QB	CIN QB	vs JAXSun 1:00pmCIN -2.5 O/U 51.5	18.1	21.8	23.7	8th	272.5 +7passing	--		4	101.2	20.2	22.6
RB	ATL RB	@ NOMon 8:15pmMNFNO -1.5 O/U 47.5	19.5	22.5	27.2	32nd	89.5 +3rushing	--		2	112.2	22.4	34.3
RB	CAR RB	vs DETSun 8:20pmSNFDET -4.5 O/U 52.5	15.1	--	25.4	9th	--	--		11	74.0	18.5	13.0
WR	ATL WR	@ NOMon 8:15pmMNFNO -1.5 O/U 47.5	13.7	15.8	12.1	13th	81.5 +12receiving	--		13	62.7	12.5	23.9
WR	NYJ WR	@ CHISun 1:00pmCHI -3.5 O/U 43.5	13.2	15.1	4.2	19th	76.5receiving	--		7	70.9	14.2	21.7
TE	GB TE	@ TBSun 1:00pmGB -3 O/U 38.5	6.9	8.0	13.5	22nd	40.5 +1receiving	--		14	37.7	7.5	4.6
FLEX	HOU RB	vs DALSun 1:00pmHOU -3 O/U 48.5	12.5	9.8	4.3	25th	44.5 -9rushing	--		29	42.0	8.4	5.8
K	CIN K	vs JAXSun 1:00pmCIN -2.5 O/U 51.5	8.9	8.7	4.9	6th	--	--		6	--	--	--
D/ST	HOU D/ST	vs DALSun 1:00pmHOU -3 O/U 48.5	5.7	--	5.0	8th	--	--		16	30.3	6.1	11.3
	Totals		113.6	122.5	120.3
Bench
BN	KC QB	@ LVSun 4:25pmKC -5.5 O/U 47.5	18.7	17.7	17.0	27th	237.5 -3passing	--		15	83.6	20.9	15.9
BN	ARI WR	@ NYGSun 1:00pmARI -2.5 O/U 44.5	10.8	11.3	13.0	16th	58.5 +3receiving	--		24	49.6	9.9	20.4
BN	TEN WR	@ BALSun 1:00pmBAL -11.5 O/U 42.5	9.7	9.1	17.0	22nd	44.5 +3receiving	--		46	36.9	7.4	8.8
BN	CHI WR	vs NYJSun 1:00pmCHI -3.5 O/U 43.5	8.4	6.3	12.4	9th	32.5 +5receiving	--		50	33.8	6.8	5.9
BN	MIA RB	@ MINSun 4:05pmMIN -10 O/U 38.5	8.0	6.2	17.0	1st	26.5 -2rushing	--		27	45.5	9.1	13.0
BN	ATL TE	@ NOMon 8:15pmMNFNO -1.5 O/U 47.5	5.9	6.1	6.2	25th	31.5 +3receiving	--		30	21.9	4.4	1.0
BN	PIT RB	@ CLEThu 8:15pmTNF	0.0	--	--	6th	--	--	--	75	8.5	4.3	0.0

VPROJ is a projected score built from the DraftKings lines (yardage, receptions, passing TDs, anytime-TD price; for a kicker, field goals and extra points) in this league's scoring. A kicker's field goals are assumed to average 37 yards, since the lines don't give distance. An italic grey number means a touchdown or catch figure was estimated from his yardage. D/ST and players without posted lines have none, and the total uses ESPN's projection for them.

Seasons3

Career record14-19

Win %42.4%

Points for3,478

Points against3,543

Playoff record0-0

Championships0

Runner-up0

Career highlights

Best game157.5–116.6 vs Vit (week 1, 2025)

Worst game67.5–113.2 vs Scott (week 6, 2025)

Biggest win142.3–97 vs Vit (week 3, 2026)

Biggest loss75.7–122.9 vs Winges (week 3, 2025)

Current streak 5 straight wins

Longest win streak5

Longest losing streak6

Regular season and playoffs only — a consolation-bracket game (often played by a manager who had already checked out for the year) never counts here.

Every Season Results

Season	Record	Finish	Playoffs
2026	5-0	1st	—
2025	5-9	9th	Missed the playoffs
2024	4-10	11th	Missed the playoffs

Head-to-head

Opponent	Record	Win %
R Rogers	2-1	66.7%
S Scott	2-1	66.7%
V Vit	3-2	60%
J Joel	2-2	50%
B Bill	1-1	50%
J Jarrod	1-2	33.3%
M Maine	1-2	33.3%
R Robbie	1-2	33.3%
M Mynatt	1-3	25%
T Turow	1-3	25%
W Winges	1-4	20%

Past Drafts

Highest paid A.J. Brown $42

Best value Evan McPherson $1 → 55.6 pts

Player	Pos	Cost	Pts	Pts/$
Evan McPherson	K	$1	55.6	55.60
Patrick Mahomes	QB	$3	83.58	27.86
Michael Wilson	WR	$2	49.58	24.79
Chuba Hubbard	RB	$3	74	24.67
KC Concepcion	WR	$1	22.8	22.80
Joe Burrow	QB	$13	101.24	7.79
Parker Washington	WR	$10	70.5	7.05
Tucker Kraft	TE	$7	37.7	5.39
Carnell Tate	WR	$7	36.9	5.27
Javonte Williams	RB	$21	87.5	4.17
TreVeyon Henderson	RB	$9	25.5	2.83
Trey McBride	TE	$31	69.8	2.25
Drake London	WR	$32	62.7	1.96
Rico Dowdle	RB	$8	8.5	1.06
A.J. Brown	WR	$42	4.1	0.10
Houston Texans	DST	$5	—	—

Highest paid Derrick Henry $62

Best value Caleb Williams $1 → 317.18 pts

Player	Pos	Cost	Pts	Pts/$
Caleb Williams	QB	$1	317.18	317.18
Khalil Shakir	WR	$1	130.4	130.40
Harrison Butker	K	$2	149.3	74.65
Jakobi Meyers	WR	$3	138.3	46.10
George Pickens	WR	$8	245.4	30.68
T.J. Hockenson	TE	$3	87.3	29.10
Rome Odunze	WR	$5	124.1	24.82
Mark Andrews	TE	$6	107	17.83
Travis Kelce	TE	$10	155.2	15.52
Emeka Egbuka	WR	$11	164.2	14.93
Josh Allen	QB	$38	364.62	9.60
Derrick Henry	RB	$62	272	4.39
Alvin Kamara	RB	$24	84.2	3.51
Austin Ekeler	RB	$5	10.6	2.12
James Conner	RB	$19	29.3	1.54
Buffalo Bills	DST	$2	—	—

Highest paid CeeDee Lamb $70

Best value Aaron Rodgers $1 → 256.58 pts

Player	Pos	Cost	Pts	Pts/$
Aaron Rodgers	QB	$1	256.58	256.58
Jakobi Meyers	WR	$1	174.5	174.50
Daniel Carlson	K	$1	146.9	146.90
Dalton Schultz	TE	$1	91.7	91.70
Keenan Allen	WR	$3	149.4	49.80
Brian Robinson	RB	$5	149.8	29.96
Austin Ekeler	RB	$4	114.8	28.70
Adonai Mitchell	WR	$3	42.26	14.09
D.J. Moore	WR	$16	189.1	11.82
D'Andre Swift	RB	$17	193.5	11.38
Jalen Hurts	QB	$29	315.12	10.87
Kyle Pitts	TE	$10	107.7	10.77
Joe Mixon	RB	$23	222.5	9.67
Brandon Aiyuk	WR	$13	49.9	3.84
CeeDee Lamb	WR	$70	212.9	3.04
Dallas Cowboys	DST	$3	—	—